My favorite about relationships: "Never call a man unless you are already in a relationship. Men are hunters, not gatherers. They like to hunt,"
Here are some timeless tidbits in honor of Mother's Day. Have anything to add? Let us know in comments.
Wash darks in cold water.
Always wear clean underwear.
Don't eat yellow snow.
Mind your manners. And always walk with your head held high.
Chin up, shoulders back, boobies out, and carry on.
Show me who your friends are and that is who you are.
This too shall pass.
Soap is cheap. There's no excuse for being dirty.
Be a credit to your community.
Always put on some lipstick. It will make you feel good.
Never look down on someone unless you're helping them up.
No matter who enters your life, never lose sight of who you are.
Never miss an opportunity to learn a new skill.
Be generous with your praise.
Anything worth having is worth working for.
Do your duty even if there's no reward for it.
Think good, happy thoughts.
Look in the mirror and see if you see a friend in there. If you don't, take a longer look and get the friend back.